BETTY THE BOOGER

My babysitter is really mean.

Her name is Betty “The Booger” McBean.

She’s six feet tall with great big toes

And always, always picks her nose.

The minute my parents drive away

She ties me up so I can’t play.

She eats our food just like a cow,

Then pokes at me until I say “Ow!”

She laughs at me and calls me names.

If something breaks, it’s me she blames.

If she’s your sitter you’d best beware

Or she’ll put boogers in your hair.